My eldest daughter often forgets to flush the toilet. Yesterday I was faced with the largest loo log. It seemed way too impressive for either of my daughters to have managed, however, I established was indeed daughter 1 (would have been more amusing to write daughter 2, but truth will out).
I then caught myself staring at it in admiration and longing for the time when I could create something of similar proportions. You would have thought that a diet consisting largely of pulses and fibre would produce the opposite effect, but I seem to have turned into a rabbit in the pooing department. Am blaming it on the drugs….